If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect
themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done! moya - 3-25-2003 at 08:18 AM
some of these soundind a bit TOO familiar, gotta go now. have some chocolate to put on top of the fridge :Dromi - 3-25-2003 at 08:28 AM
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Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits...
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Try to cover apples and bananas with chocolate. nham...nham.... very tasty and aphrodisiac.:PLibertine - 3-25-2003 at 01:39 PM
Chocolate milk?cultprincess - 3-25-2003 at 09:42 PM
Sexual Chocolate:P:angel:Libertine - 3-30-2003 at 06:54 PM
Beautifuly smooth, come on little honey..iana - 3-30-2003 at 07:29 PM
Hot Chocolate Anyone?cultprincess - 3-30-2003 at 08:04 PM
I'll bring the whipped cream and marshmallows:DSumma*Breeze - 3-31-2003 at 02:27 AM
Mmmm......
Death by cocolate
romi - 3-31-2003 at 04:12 AM
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Hot Chocolate Anyone?
I LOVE HOT CHOCOLATE. YUM...YUM...:PLibertine - 4-1-2003 at 07:08 AM
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor?Sidewinder 42 - 4-1-2003 at 07:25 AM
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Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor?
They do! Want me to send you some?cultprincess - 4-1-2003 at 06:40 PM
Mmmmm, Hot Chocolate, hot and frothy
with Whip Cream yummy and sticky BlackHeaven - 4-2-2003 at 12:22 PM
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Originally posted by Libertine
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor?
They do! Want me to send you some?
YES, Yes, Yes, yes, yes:flip:
Surely thats better than sex?iana - 4-2-2003 at 02:31 PM
Alrighty then,hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmellows for everyone,Ginamommy gets the chocolate marshmellows
[Edited on 4-2-2003 by iana]Libertine - 4-2-2003 at 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by Libertine
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor?
They do! Want me to send you some?
Only if you are planning to deliver them in person. Libertine - 4-2-2003 at 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by iana
Alrighty then,hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmellows for everyone,Ginamommy gets the chocolate marshmellows
[Edited on 4-2-2003 by iana]
MMMmmm, chocolate marshmellows. I need a bonfire and someone to sharpen a long stick for me. I'm not allowed to play with sharp things anymore. *pops
marshmellow CHOCOLATE on stick, turns slowly over hot coals* Gawd, that would be so..so..good. Burnt on the outside and all gooey in the middle.
Pull the top layer off and back to the fire with the gooey part...flambe chocolate marshmellows..tasty torches. Sidewinder 42 - 4-2-2003 at 06:57 PM
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Only if you are planning to deliver them in person.
Unfortunately no But I can seal the envelope with a big smoochy kiss!iana - 4-2-2003 at 07:38 PM
There he goes again the monkeycheatermanfloozy8)Sidewinder 42 - 4-2-2003 at 07:50 PM
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There he goes again the monkeycheatermanfloozy8)
AT LEAST I ANSWER MY PHONE!!!! :flame:iana - 4-2-2003 at 07:58 PM
I have the phone in front of me now baby cakes,git dialing:Diana - 4-2-2003 at 08:02 PM
Was that you that just called? my caller I D said -out of area
I don't answer out of area calls,pretty spoiled I am,if I don't know who is calling,I don't answerSidewinder 42 - 4-2-2003 at 09:35 PM
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Was that you that just called? my caller I D said -out of area
I don't answer out of area calls,pretty spoiled I am,if I don't know who is calling,I don't answer
Well, I THINK I am out of your area LOL :P
Sorry for tying you up for so long Libertine - 4-3-2003 at 03:05 PM
:o
Telephone cords are almost as much fun...as melted chocolate.
Chocolate Queen of the Universe does have a weak spot......for....chocolate.........must....have.......*frothing*Libertine - 4-6-2003 at 09:12 AM
Maybe a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips for you? lol@frothing.
Chocolate is not a substitute for sex.
I need coffee.
blah
sundaycultprincess - 4-6-2003 at 09:26 AM
Unfortunately, chocolate is not a substitute for sex, (but sometimes comes in a REAL close second
Yeah, I agree, blah Sunday, i'll have some coffee with you, I'm feeling sad and blue todayLibertine - 4-6-2003 at 09:37 AM
Don't be blue.
Here's a coffee for you. cultprincess - 4-6-2003 at 10:01 AM
Thank You So Much Libertine, that helps, keep the coffee coming Planet Girl - 4-6-2003 at 11:48 AM
Chocolate is NOT a cure for a hangover. LOL it made me feel worse!:puzzled:
cultprincess - 4-6-2003 at 06:08 PM
No, chocolate is not a cure for a hang over, but I got something for you PG,
Sexual Chocolate
~~~~~~~~~~~~
3 parts Bailey's irish cream
3 parts Kahlua
3 parts Dark Creme de cacao
0.5 part Chambord raspberry liqueur
1 splash Milk
1 splash Soda water
mmmmm, YUM YUM:DSidewinder 42 - 4-6-2003 at 07:14 PM
*Confiscates all chocolate and hoardes it all for himself*
HAHAHA!
ALL MINE!!!
:D:flip:
Who wants some? cultprincess - 4-6-2003 at 07:38 PM
You're such a hoarder
But you don't have ALL of it, a girl always has back up supply Sidewinder 42 - 4-7-2003 at 04:11 PM
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You're such a hoarder
But you don't have ALL of it, a girl always has back up supply
Just for that you gonna have to ask extra nice to get some choccie :Pcultprincess - 4-7-2003 at 05:21 PM
How did I let you get past all the bondage gear I had on:D
But since you now have it all, what's a girl to do:puzzled: Can I please please have some of that good chocolate, pretty please with a cherry on
top
Does that work?Sidewinder 42 - 4-8-2003 at 12:44 AM
*Hands princess a bag of chocolate coated cherries*
Seeing as you asked with a cherry on top Libertine - 4-8-2003 at 06:17 PM
You greedy hoarder you!
I'm NOT begging for chocolates dammit. I'll pout and brood until you fall asleep and then I'll steal them.:Pcultprincess - 4-8-2003 at 06:29 PM
Hey that's a good idea:D Wait til he falls asleep trick, i saw where he hid all the chocolate, it's a treacherous journey, but you'll be sweetly
rewarded at the end:flip:
But in the meantime, i won't make you beg, i'll share mine with youSidewinder 42 - 4-8-2003 at 06:46 PM
Are you two ladies forgetting that I am an insomniac? If you wait for me to go to sleep, the chocolate will be petrified anyways!!!
And anyways Libertine, you already have the supply of Chocolate Marshmallows I gave you:flip: