| Pages:
1
2 |
Sidewinder 42
Member
Posts: 162
Registered: 2-26-2003
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Member Is Offline
Mood: Suicidal 
|
|
CHOCOLATE!
Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits...
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect
themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!
|
|
|
moya
Member
Posts: 263
Registered: 10-4-2002
Location: lisbon-portugal
Member Is Offline
Mood: moody as always
|
|
some of these soundind a bit TOO familiar, gotta go now. have some chocolate to put on top of the fridge :D
*** All the suffering in the world arises out of wanting happiness for self. All happiness in the world arises out of wanting happiness for others
***
|
|
|
romi
Member
Posts: 328
Registered: 2-19-2003
Member Is Offline
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits...
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
|
Try to cover apples and bananas with chocolate. nham...nham.... very tasty and aphrodisiac.:P
|
|
|
Libertine
Junior Member
Posts: 98
Registered: 10-13-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
Chocolate milk?
|
|
|
cultprincess
Member
Posts: 480
Registered: 10-29-2002
Location: The Wilderness
Member Is Offline
Mood: Lost
|
|
Sexual Chocolate:P:angel:
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence
|
|
|
Libertine
Junior Member
Posts: 98
Registered: 10-13-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
Beautifuly smooth, come on little honey..
|
|
|
iana
Member
Posts: 207
Registered: 11-5-2002
Location: New York City
Member Is Offline
Mood: confused
|
|
Hot Chocolate Anyone?
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures.Right next to the mashed potatoes!
|
|
|
cultprincess
Member
Posts: 480
Registered: 10-29-2002
Location: The Wilderness
Member Is Offline
Mood: Lost
|
|
I'll bring the whipped cream and marshmallows:D
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence
|
|
|
Summa*Breeze
Junior Member
Posts: 79
Registered: 11-22-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
Mmmm......
Death by cocolate
|
|
|
romi
Member
Posts: 328
Registered: 2-19-2003
Member Is Offline
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by iana
Hot Chocolate Anyone? |
I LOVE HOT CHOCOLATE. YUM...YUM...:P
|
|
|
Libertine
Junior Member
Posts: 98
Registered: 10-13-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor?
|
|
|
Sidewinder 42
Member
Posts: 162
Registered: 2-26-2003
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Member Is Offline
Mood: Suicidal
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by Libertine
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor? |
They do! Want me to send you some?
|
|
|
cultprincess
Member
Posts: 480
Registered: 10-29-2002
Location: The Wilderness
Member Is Offline
Mood: Lost
|
|
Mmmmm, Hot Chocolate, hot and frothy
with Whip Cream yummy and sticky 
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence
|
|
|
BlackHeaven
Member
Posts: 229
Registered: 1-26-2003
Location: Hell bound, for bad girl city.
Member Is Offline
Mood: Same shit
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
| Quote: | Originally posted by Libertine
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor? |
They do! Want me to send you some? |
YES, Yes, Yes, yes, yes:flip:
Surely thats better than sex?
Bad fun children take no lip.
Rev your engine from the hip.
|
|
|
iana
Member
Posts: 207
Registered: 11-5-2002
Location: New York City
Member Is Offline
Mood: confused
|
|
Alrighty then,hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmellows for everyone,Ginamommy gets the chocolate marshmellows
[Edited on 4-2-2003 by iana]
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures.Right next to the mashed potatoes!
|
|
|
Libertine
Junior Member
Posts: 98
Registered: 10-13-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
| Quote: | Originally posted by Libertine
Me too. 'specially the whipped cream part.
I wonder why they don't make marshmellows chocolate flavor? |
They do! Want me to send you some? |
Only if you are planning to deliver them in person.
|
|
|
Libertine
Junior Member
Posts: 98
Registered: 10-13-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by iana
Alrighty then,hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmellows for everyone,Ginamommy gets the chocolate marshmellows
[Edited on 4-2-2003 by iana] |
MMMmmm, chocolate marshmellows. I need a bonfire and someone to sharpen a long stick for me. I'm not allowed to play with sharp things anymore. *pops
marshmellow CHOCOLATE on stick, turns slowly over hot coals* Gawd, that would be so..so..good. Burnt on the outside and all gooey in the middle.
Pull the top layer off and back to the fire with the gooey part...flambe chocolate marshmellows..tasty torches.
|
|
|
Sidewinder 42
Member
Posts: 162
Registered: 2-26-2003
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Member Is Offline
Mood: Suicidal
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by Libertine
Only if you are planning to deliver them in person. |
Unfortunately no But I can seal the envelope with a big smoochy kiss!
|
|
|
iana
Member
Posts: 207
Registered: 11-5-2002
Location: New York City
Member Is Offline
Mood: confused
|
|
There he goes again the monkeycheatermanfloozy8)
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures.Right next to the mashed potatoes!
|
|
|
Sidewinder 42
Member
Posts: 162
Registered: 2-26-2003
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Member Is Offline
Mood: Suicidal
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by iana
There he goes again the monkeycheatermanfloozy8) |
AT LEAST I ANSWER MY PHONE!!!! :flame:
|
|
|
iana
Member
Posts: 207
Registered: 11-5-2002
Location: New York City
Member Is Offline
Mood: confused
|
|
I have the phone in front of me now baby cakes,git dialing:D
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures.Right next to the mashed potatoes!
|
|
|
iana
Member
Posts: 207
Registered: 11-5-2002
Location: New York City
Member Is Offline
Mood: confused
|
|
Was that you that just called? my caller I D said -out of area
I don't answer out of area calls,pretty spoiled I am,if I don't know who is calling,I don't answer
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures.Right next to the mashed potatoes!
|
|
|
Sidewinder 42
Member
Posts: 162
Registered: 2-26-2003
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Member Is Offline
Mood: Suicidal
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by iana
Was that you that just called? my caller I D said -out of area
I don't answer out of area calls,pretty spoiled I am,if I don't know who is calling,I don't answer |
Well, I THINK I am out of your area LOL :P
Sorry for tying you up for so long
|
|
|
Libertine
Junior Member
Posts: 98
Registered: 10-13-2002
Member Is Offline
|
|
:o
Telephone cords are almost as much fun...as melted chocolate.
|
|
|
sexualpanther3
Senior Member
Posts: 528
Registered: 2-9-2003
Location: Lone Star
Member Is Offline
Mood: hot&bothered
|
|
damn u ppl! now i need a bucket!!!
*drooling again*:P blaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh............
Chocolate Queen of the Universe does have a weak spot......for....chocolate.........must....have.......*frothing*
"...., so get on your knees and worship me, worship me." - Black Label Society
"If you really want to commit suicide and you feel that's the only way
out...Try to take someone you hate with you" - Peter Steele
|
|
|
| Pages:
1
2 |
![[*]](images/crimsonflower/default_icon.gif){kind=icon}
