doggiestar
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KNICKERS
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
"When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to try
them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
I said to her "Of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.
Ever since that day we have never had a single problem"
Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took off his trousers and handed
them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she did she said "I can't wear these, they're far too large for me".
"Exactly" Jack replied “I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that"
Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on Jack" she said, so he tried them but they were too small.
"I can't get into your knickers" said Jack.
So Jill said " Exactly, and if you don't change your ******* attitude, you never will!"
From Velvet night came forth our torch burns eternal,
For time is but a dream and our mischeif be infernal,
Black Angels watch over neglecting the living but not the undead,
Blessed are the hallowed and gracious for their blood shall keep us fed,
Hark the electric thunder drawn like moths to a flame,
To a place of wicked wonder...and Hollywood be thy name.
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romi
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YEAHHHHH.... EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH... 
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AndrewE
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:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon:
Knew you had a big ass.
AE
LOL
Summer, we are that kind of people.
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* The Witch *
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Cute joke dogstar
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sexualpanther3
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i think i need to pull that when i get hitched...............
"...., so get on your knees and worship me, worship me." - Black Label Society
"If you really want to commit suicide and you feel that's the only way
out...Try to take someone you hate with you" - Peter Steele
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