cultprincess
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For the Men
Black-Widow Spiders May Improve Sex Life
Chilean researchers said on Wednesday they aimed to develop a new pill to combat impotence that would have the added bonus of being a male
contraceptive, based on experiments with the venom of black-widow spiders.
The spider, famed for the female's tendency to eat her mate after sex, makes a poison that can produce muscular seizure, acceleration of the heart and
even death
This new drug could help the functioning of the male erection without having to worry about the partner getting pregnant
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence
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Fender-Man
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Gotta love that Chilean science!
"I'm funny? Funny how?"
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MadMadMike
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Vas Diferens
Imagine my silly thinking,.,.
I've been drinking Wild Turkey instead of black widow juice,.,. I eat the female during sex (producing accelaration of the heart & the occasional
seizure) ,., and got a vasectomy to be sure there are no more little MadMadMikeys tugging at my pantlegs,.,,
Pills?!?!?
Say,., Priscilla,., gim ,., uh,. gimme anudder a them ,., xanax,., willyuh.....
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Planet Girl
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Huh?
Funny when I was 15 and caught the damn bitch in my bed...yes my bed... I killed her, smoumnch!!!!!!
Yeah true life storey.
PG
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Come on Baby Lets Get Wrecked Lose What's Left Of Our Self Respect
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* The Witch *
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Modern science, you gotta love it.
Does it have to be in pill form or can I agitate a blackwidow and drop it down his pants.
Kidding guys, only kidding.
*goes to get a mason jar
for specimen collecting*
[Edited on 7-12-2003 by * The Witch *]
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* The Witch *
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Planet Girl
Funny when I was 15 and caught the damn bitch in my bed...yes my bed... I killed her, smoumnch!!!!!!
Yeah true life storey.
PG
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Cool. We caught a huge momma under the door frame here and kept her in a jar for a few weeks, feeding her beetles and bugs. She met a bootheel though.
Absolutely beautiful spider. Smooth, not fuzzy. Hard shiny shell, long legs...dainty and deadly..
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sexualpanther3
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| Quote: | Originally posted by * The Witch *
long legs...dainty and deadly.. |
hmmmm, geee.............sounds kinda like me :D :angel:
"...., so get on your knees and worship me, worship me." - Black Label Society
"If you really want to commit suicide and you feel that's the only way
out...Try to take someone you hate with you" - Peter Steele
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* The Witch *
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You don't say?
Do you bite?
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