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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by iana
Riddle me this,Monkeyman?
What's old and short and say's "FICK OFF"!!!:P
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Ummmmmmm............... is it the Evil Debi-kitty? <^..^>:flip:
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cultprincess
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i thought it was "Fick Off Asshoul "
[Edited on 5-4-2003 by cultprincess]
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence
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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
Mark and Billy have been the best friends ever since they were
little kids. They are also very competitive. Throughout the
years they have challenged each other to do both physical and
mental challenges. And they completed the challenge.
But one day Mark thought of something to challenge Billy to do -
somethimg he could start but never finish. The average man could
do it and so could Mark and they were both the same sex and the
same size. It is a physical challenge.
Can you figure out what it was?
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OK people, the challenge that Mark set for Billy was to get a tan, Billy could start but never complete this task because Billy is an Albino! :P
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Sidewinder 42
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New Riddle:
The pea broke and the robber got away.
What pea am I?
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Lizard Johnny
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pea, hmmm, what's a pea? >>dictionary
Burnin' down the night, set the world aliiiiiiiiight YEAH!
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Lizard Johnny
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mmmmmmm, now I know, but I ave no clue bout the riddle:P
Burnin' down the night, set the world aliiiiiiiiight YEAH!
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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
New Riddle:
The pea broke and the robber got away.
What pea am I?
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I am the pea in the policeman's whistle.
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taokow
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I am the pea in the robber's bladder, that broke when the cop shot him!...a more likely story for modern times! Do cops even carry whistles
anymore?
A related question:
So what do you think about piss play? Ever have anybody piss on you or in your mouth for that matter? Riddle me that, Batman.
I said "Elemental" and just then, it started to rain.
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Sidewinder 42
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:puzzled:
A headless man had a letter to write;
It was read by a man who had lost his sight.
The dumb repeated it word for word;
And deaf was he who listened and heard.
:puzzled:
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Orlando
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| Quote: | Originally posted by taokow
Ever have anybody piss in your mouth? |
yes :D
[Edited on 5-16-2003 by Orlando]
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still you rise
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
:puzzled:
A headless man had a letter to write;
It was read by a man who had lost his sight.
The dumb repeated it word for word;
And deaf was he who listened and heard.
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"Confess what she crave, a life without pain, it kills for the taste, but the hurt still remains, still never know who you are, just be still my
emerald.."
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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by still you rise
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DING DING DING DING!!! Hot dog, we have a weiner!
0 (zero) is correct, because 0 = nothing and therefore there was nothing to read, speak or hear
Next RIDDLE:
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What fastens two people yet touches only one?
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still you rise
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
Next RIDDLE:
:puzzled:
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
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WEDDING RING
"Confess what she crave, a life without pain, it kills for the taste, but the hurt still remains, still never know who you are, just be still my
emerald.."
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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by still you rise
WEDDING RING |
We got ourselves a bright spark here................... time to up the ante:D
New Riddle:
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What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the
world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42
| Quote: | Originally posted by still you rise
WEDDING RING |
We got ourselves a bright spark here................... time to up the ante:D
New Riddle:
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What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the
world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
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**BUMPITY BUMP BUMP**
C'mon people, this is an EEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSYYYYYYY one.
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Transparent and Glasslike
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You?????
:D:D
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Sweet Soul Sister
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new one
I have a riddle....
What am I talking about :
You peel the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw away the inside
SSS
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still you rise
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sweet Soul Sister
I have a riddle....
What am I talking about :
You peel the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw away the inside
SSS |
an egg
"Confess what she crave, a life without pain, it kills for the taste, but the hurt still remains, still never know who you are, just be still my
emerald.."
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Sweet Soul Sister
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NO:puzzled:
good guess
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still you rise
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damn
"Confess what she crave, a life without pain, it kills for the taste, but the hurt still remains, still never know who you are, just be still my
emerald.."
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* The Witch *
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Corn on the cob?
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Sweet Soul Sister
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YES:flip:
You are the only person that I know that got the answer :idea:
SSS
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Sidewinder 42
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sidewinder 42New Riddle:
:puzzled:
What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the
world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
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Well, the corn on the cob riddle is an old one, but so is the one that I asked, which no-one yet has answered.
The answer is: A Tissue. :P
NEW RIDDLE!!!!!
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Two men are lying in a desert. One man is dead, the other alive. Both are wearing packs, the dead man's closed, the living man's open. What is in the
packs?
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(this is an old/easy one, and Gina not allowed to answer cos I already told her the solution to this one )
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* The Witch *
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Darn
Just when I thought I had a chance to look..intelligent.
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Cultpjfan
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duuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr....parachute?
:P:P:P:P:P
Fuck it all and fucking no regrets I hit the lights on these dark sets.
MetallicA St.Anger
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