iana - 3-27-2003 at 10:43 PM
>ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
> > >see right through them.
> > >
> > >SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
> > >water.
> > >
> > >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a
> > >wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
> > >
> > >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
> > >
> > >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
> > >out.
> > >
> > >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up,
> > >it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
> > >pushed,
> > >and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
> > >
> > >TIRES - male, because they go bald and often are over inflated.
> > >
> > >HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
> > >light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
> > >
> > >WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
> > >
> > >SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many
> > >people.
> > >
> > >HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
> > >
> > >HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
> > >years, but it's handy to have around.
> > >
> > >REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider
> > >that it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
> > >doesn't
> > >always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
>
Libertine - 3-28-2003 at 08:39 AM
That's cute.
Why do you think ships are female?
Cars too?
I mean we call them muscle cars, muscles being masculine, but when we stroke the dashboard in a loving manner, we always say "come on baby, purr for
me" Talking like one would talk to a woman.
:puzzled: